CAPE CANAVERAL, EARTH – Patients at the Cape Canaveral spaceport afflicted with a terrorist’s release of Ebola Browndell – including Spark CEO Bob Busby – are expected to fully recover.
Specialists from Bethesda, Maryland, distributed a treatment via smoke through the spaceport’s ventilation system.
The only fatality at this time appears to be the terrorist herself. Although she claimed to be from Texas and acting on behalf of insurgents from the Lone Star state, it turns out that she actually came from the city of Bradbury on Mars.
