Year: 2015

ALHIRA, DEMARIA – Medics working recent battle cage matches in the arena on Demaria confirm that a particularly nasty fungus has spread among gladiators who use the same facilities. The fungus causes intense itchiness, sore throat, and makes fur fall off in patches. It’s not clear how the infection started or where the fungus comes…

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Thanks to a huge assist from Newt, we’ve undergone: An upgrade to our Linode server for the game and website. An upgrade to our database management software. A long-overdue upgrade to our MediaWiki software. And a similarly overdue upgrade to the PennMUSH version that drives OtherSpace. Please let us know if you see anything wonky!

BITHLO, FLORIDA – A 34-year-old Earth man was found dead today, buried beneath a smothering hoard of plastic wrappers from tens of thousands of Fizzy Cakes. The victim, Ray Earl Raymond, apparently ate the snack cakes almost exclusively – and fed them to his massively obese and now diabetic corgis. It appears Raymond tripped and…

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SAN ANGELES, EARTH – Money cut from the Martian terraforming subsidy would instead be used to vaccinate children of poverty throughout the Stellar Consortium. That’s according to Edwin Blades, an Earth representative on the Consortium Council who chairs the finance committee. He spoke in response to accusations by Martian representative Rafael Santiago that the council…

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