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CAPE CANAVERAL, FLORIDA – Sources in the scientific laboratories at Cape Canaveral at this hour say the base is under lockdown due to what appears to be the release of a virulent contagion. Early reports suggest that this was an intentional act, carried out by a Texan sympathizer in the name of Lexington Clay, a…

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MANHATTAN, NEW YORK – A shipment of pink phallic balloons delivered to a daycare center on Manhattan’s East Side on Friday is now under investigation as a terrorist activity. The balloons, delivered fully inflated and in boxes postmarked from the Texas territory, were delivered to the Ira Evan Levine Preschool. “Our teachers took the balloons…

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