CAPE CANAVERAL, EARTH – Omar Panderyn, leader of the Ulm Station FTL platform project, announced five people who are finalists to join him in orbit by the end of the month. The finalists include:
- Willard Tilsworth
- Maxwell Cooke
- Raynaldus Lionheart
- Omoiyari Kinako
- Rafael Santiago
The finalists are expected to undergo rigorous conditioning tests to make sure they’re capable of enduring extended stays in cramped quarters aboard the orbital outpost.
It’s that time again – in just 60 days or so, our annual payment of about $200 will be due to Linode.com for hosting the game and website for jointhesaga.com.
I’ve updated the benefits for contributing to the MUSH on the website – any and all support is appreciated!
A portion of the proceeds above and beyond the $200 needed to cover server costs will be donated to the Duke Children’s Hospital as part of the Extra Life marathon on Oct. 25.
BRADBURY, MARS – Leaders of the Martian planetary government today denied any connection to the woman who unleashed an Ebola variant at Cape Canaveral.
“It does appear that she was from Bradbury and had no apparent connection to the young man who died on the Texas border,” said Louis Claymore, Martian chief of staff. “We’re not sure why she claimed otherwise.”